I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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