Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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