so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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