why didn't you poke me back
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
This is the high leading the old right now
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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