Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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