Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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