Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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