It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it because I queefed?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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