Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
