my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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