the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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