i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
