GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
