i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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