I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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