she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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