Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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