Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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