I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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