Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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