we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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