I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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