Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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