I will die if light touches me.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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