Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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