i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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