i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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