help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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