He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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