I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
tell me about the fingering
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