THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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