You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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