guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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