Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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