new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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