The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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