i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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