All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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