you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
