i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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