i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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