is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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