i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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