This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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