There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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