Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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