Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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