Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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