I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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