out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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