Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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